My Granny's Better! Other jokes

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer... Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do? Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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